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Specialist's in Close Protection & Surveillance Around The Globe

When security matters most, you need a partner who acts decisively and discreetly. We deliver bespoke security solutions—close protection, surveillance, private investigations, and aviation support—tailored to safeguard what’s important.

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When discretion, expertise, and trust matter most—Mean Machine PI delivers.

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Why Choose Mean Machine PI?

Security isn’t just about reacting to danger—it’s about anticipating it, preventing it, and ensuring you have the right professionals by your side. At Mean Machine PI, we provide close protection, advanced surveillance, private investigation, and specialist aviation hire for clients who demand total confidence in their safety and privacy.

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VIPs and high-profile individuals
Business executives
Families and loved ones
Property and assets
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Specialist's in Close Protection & Surveillance Around The Globe

Close Protection

Close Protection, is a specialist team that have been employed to protect an individual, family, item or place. Such as death threats or harm, the stealing of items or just vandalized.
Close Protection

Private Investigation

Our services include: Counter Surveillance, Conventional Surveillance, Electronic Surveillance, Missing Person/Persons, Infidelity, Lie Detector Tests, House, Room, Vehicle Sweeps.
Private Investigation

Surveillance

Surveillance is mainly split in to 3 categories, Counter Surveillance who mainly work with Protection Teams. In short this enables the Protection team to know if anyone is looking in. This can be used in parts of other assignments also.
Surveillance

A private investigator you can trust

Whether you’re a high-profile individual requiring discreet protection, a business owner facing targeted threats, or someone in need of investigative clarity, our team operates across the UK and internationally with precision, professionalism, and complete confidentiality.
Uncompromising Security Expertise

With backgrounds in military, law enforcement, and intelligence, our operatives bring real-world experience to every assignment. You get a team that’s trained to anticipate threats, act decisively, and ensure your safety at all times.

Total Discretion, Complete Confidentiality

We understand the sensitive nature of our work. Whether it’s a high-profile close protection mission or a delicate private investigation, we operate with absolute discretion—protecting your privacy and reputation.

Global Reach, Local Knowledge

From the UK to worldwide assignments, our network of skilled operatives means we can deploy quickly and effectively anywhere. We combine global capability with local intelligence to keep you safe no matter where you are.

Tailored Solutions, Proven Results

We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all security. Every strategy is built around your specific risks and goals, supported by cutting-edge technology and a proven record of successful operations.

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Your security starts here. Whether you need close protection, surveillance, or investigative services, contact Mean Machine PI today for a confidential consultation.
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0330 043 5946

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info@meanmachinepi.co.uk

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